Tasks of the Week
1. Join a religious cult that sings songs about butterflies and rabbits mating.
2. Send the president a hemp whip for his kinky side.
3. Ride a bike while carrying three children to market in the rain.
4. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
5. Write a poem about winter in Puerto Rico (ah, la isla del encanto!).
6. Learn Finnish while sipping vodka and dancing in an orange room.
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