Tasks of the Week
1. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
2. Write a poem to the American president entitled "Bladder Puddles."
3. Argue with the astronomical community that the Perseids should be renamed in my honor since they usually shower around my birthday.
4. Refuse to go to work unless my office is refloored with shag carpeting.
5. Channel Dante's spirit and ask to be moved to Purgatorio.
6. Hug three oaks and chant a song about redwing blackbirds.
1. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
2. Write a poem to the American president entitled "Bladder Puddles."
3. Argue with the astronomical community that the Perseids should be renamed in my honor since they usually shower around my birthday.
4. Refuse to go to work unless my office is refloored with shag carpeting.
5. Channel Dante's spirit and ask to be moved to Purgatorio.
6. Hug three oaks and chant a song about redwing blackbirds.
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