Tasks of the Week
1. Throw a shoe into a field and dance for three hours.
2. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
3. Send the president my underwear covered in talcum powder.
4. Make a snowman in homage to this year’s departed poets.
5. Set up a bonfire in Times Square while asking for Christmas donations.
6. Cram 14 veggie dogs into the tailpipe of a good friend’s car.
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