Tasks of the Week


1. Find out from Mdme Porcelet, my psychic, what I’ll be the next go round.
2. Send the president two candy bars tied together in the shape of a cross.
3. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
4. Shoot bullets into the air and then catch them on my tongue.
5. Eat the world’s largest candy cane while dancing the polka.
6. Run through the Piazza della Signoria in only a speedo chanting love songs.

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