Tasks of the Week
1. Refuse to go to work if it is snowing from the north.
2. Buy every known Indiana Jones action figure to send to the president.
3. Make candy zeppelins and throw them from the Sears Tower at exactly 10:30 p.m.
4. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
5. Buy a painting entitled Lost Oaks in Desert Sands.
6. Donate my favorite speedo to the NRA's Campaign to Kill the Needy.
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