from the Philogelos:

Ἀφυὴς γραμματικὸς ἐρωτηθείς· ἡ μήτηρ Πριάμου τίς ἐκαλεῖτο; ἀπορῶν ἔφη· ἡμεῖς κατὰ τιμὴν κυρίαν αὐτὴν καλοῦμεν

A dumb grammarian/teacher was asked, "Who is the mother of Priam?" Without knowing he said, "It's honorable to call her Mistress." (perhaps "lady of the house" would work better-- it's sad when you botch an extremely old joke.)

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