Adventure Poet Suggestion 30
30. Go a store that sells marshmallows. Open bags and start stuffing marshmallows in
your mouth and nose. Try to write a poem
on the empty marshmallow bags before you pass out due to lack of oxygen.
Tips
*Stay away from the assorted colors marshmallows. Sometimes they leave a stain on your nose that
will not go away for weeks.
* The record number that I’ve managed for this
activity is six bags; however, I know a poet, who will remain unnamed, who has
managed ten bags.
(NOTE: The
American Union of Poetry and European Poetry Alliance have contacted me to say
that this activity is harmful. I do not
agree. No one has ever died during this
activity, and most become much better poets because of it.)
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