Adventure Poet Suggestion 30

30.  Go a store that sells marshmallows.  Open bags and start stuffing marshmallows in your mouth and nose.  Try to write a poem on the empty marshmallow bags before you pass out due to lack of oxygen.

            Tips

*Stay away from the assorted colors marshmallows.  Sometimes they leave a stain on your nose that will not go away for weeks.

* The record number that I’ve managed for this activity is six bags; however, I know a poet, who will remain unnamed, who has managed ten bags. 

(NOTE:  The American Union of Poetry and European Poetry Alliance have contacted me to say that this activity is harmful.  I do not agree.  No one has ever died during this activity, and most become much better poets because of it.)