Tasks of the Week
1. Write a poem about bunnies for the journal Human Sexuality Today.
2. Refuse to go to work unless it's snowing and the wind is blowing from the North.
3. Send a letter to the president asking for forgiveness for stealing his candy cigarettes.
4. Regift my pet salamander to someone in Missouri who owns a pink sweat suit.
5. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
6. Argue against Paolo Rositino that Heidegger's hypothesis was partially correct.
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