Tasks of the Week
1. Learn Finnish and enjoy a steam with a good stout birch limb, including leaves.
2. Reread all of Shakespeare’s plays standing naked on a mountain in Arkansas after having received an emetic.
3. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
4. Burn my Rumsfield voodoo doll after sticking it repeatedly, peeing on it, and reciting Psalm 57:4.
5. Take a computer to the top of the Sears Tower and jump with it through clouds and rain and air and life to Wacker drive.
6. Pull my skin from the tree and keep walking ever downward in Dante’s vision.
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