Tasks of the Week

1. Use a hula hoop to capture an invading armadillo.
2. Go bowling with a drunken nun who slaps me on the ass.
3. Write a treatise on aviation and language systems.
4. Dance naked in Daley Plaza (in Chicago) while singing Lithuanian folk songs.
5. Refuse to pay taxes until I'm given a cabinet post.
6. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.

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