Tasks of the Week
1. Play a ballad on guitar in front of 12 drunken Mexican holy men.
2. Read poetry in Wisconsin wearing only a crown of feathers and a speedo.
3. Buy an ocean liner and send it FedEx to the White House.
4. Learn the secret language of bunnies and take over Argentina.
5. Slap every Scottish/Italian woman I know on the ass.
6. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
1. Play a ballad on guitar in front of 12 drunken Mexican holy men.
2. Read poetry in Wisconsin wearing only a crown of feathers and a speedo.
3. Buy an ocean liner and send it FedEx to the White House.
4. Learn the secret language of bunnies and take over Argentina.
5. Slap every Scottish/Italian woman I know on the ass.
6. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
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