Tasks of the Week
1. Count sheep in Holland while taking on a windmill.
2. Watch Bulls run in circles chasing leather with a crazy Italian, a Brazilian, and a Minnesotan.
3. Send the president a temporary tattoo that says daddy and is surrounded by a python.
4. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
5. Eat Yazoo clay fried up in a butter and sage sauce with potatoes on the side.
6. Read poems before finding a water grave while throwing horseshoes to the crowd.
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