Tasks of the Week
1. Cut three billboards in half and burn the pieces in a pile on I-65.
2. Free a poisonous bunny from a sanitarium while singing Beatles' tunes.
3. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
4. Send the president a picture of senator Merhash Cankle as a Christmas card.
5. Donate a cell phone to the Sanctuary of Inner Peace.
6. Fall in and out and in and out and in and out of something.
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