Tasks of the Week
1. Run through downtown Sydney screaming and beating a kettle drum painted with Susan Howe's image.
2. Refuse to run for the governor's position and write him a nice letter explaining basic economics.
3. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
4. Send prescription cancer medication to every steamy fiction writer (yes, you know who you are!) that I know.
5. Read poems in Toronto and rant about American arrogance, including my own.
6. Wear my leopard speedo to class when teaching Dostoyevsky.
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