Tasks of the Week
1. Return my gypsy prostitute to the high priest of capitalistic revelry.
2. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
3. Sing a song about acid rain in Havana during a long lunch.
4. Send the president my moldy salsicca wrapped in an orange speedo.
5. Buy a fat guy in Texas a beer and mourn his state.
6. Ask the gods to forgive me for still not having learned Finnish.
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