Tasks of the Week

1. Brand "consumer poet" on my forehead while chanting Collins' poems.
2. Wrestle an imaginary water buffalo.
3. Throw flaming marshmallows and toilet paper rolls at Silvio Berlusconi's lackeys.
4. Buy some la virgin de guadeloupe underwear for a special occasion.
5. Parachute into a crowd of drunken Finnish elders.
6. Refuse to return to work until the chains are dropped.

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